I Blame It On The Booze

Last night I was cold, so Collin and I decided we wanted "Adult Hot Chocolate", which is simply hot chocolate with a splash of Kahlua and a splash of Butterscotch Schnapps. It was good and it warmed me up. There wasn't anywhere near enough booze to make us drunk but I blame what happened later on as the night progressed on the alcohol.

I don't exactly remember why, but Collin thought I was waiting outside the bathroom door to attack him or something. I wasn't. I yelled at him to stop mumbling in the bathroom and that I was sitting on the couch in the living room and couldn't hear him. I wasn't on the couch but I was in the living room. I was hiding just around the corner in at the end of the hallway as it enters the living room. I was standing in the corner space made by the couch and love seat meeting (I almost spelled that meating.... Odd) with my back to the wall.

So you don't think me mean, my husband has scared me more times than I can count and very very rarely am I able to scare him, or given to opportunity for that matter.

I stood there, waiting for him to finish doing whatever (I think he was cleaning his tat), starting to get bored. Every time I thought he was coming out he didn't. Spaz noticed me standing there (she was sleeping on the back of the love seat at the opposite end from where I was) and decided she wanted to play too.... She walks over and tries to start something with me. I shoo her away and she gets pissy and goes over by the front door and plops her fuzzy ass down (this particular place she chose is in clear sight of the hallway), and then she proceeds to look down the hallway at the bathroom, and then stare at me. I'm whispering to her to knock it off or she'll ruin my fun, and she just continues to stare.

Finally, I hear the bathroom door open, and Collin walking down the hallway. I also hear that he is brushing his teeth. I didn't want him to choke so I didn't get him as bad as I had planned, but I still got him! Yay me!

He had a feeling there was a reason Spaz was staring at that area (where I was) but he figured she was just being the weird ass cat that she is.

Then fast forward to some point in the middle of the night. I wake up and find that Collin is trying to get frisky with me, I am half asleep, I thought I was dreaming or something so I just pushed him away and rolled over. Then this morning I mentioned it to him (I have had weird dreams like this before), and he said he woke up to it too.... Basically, he tried to sleep-woo me.... I guess... LOL... Good times...

Again, I blame it on the booze... And the fact that last night we were both totally exhausted by the time we got home from work...

Speaking of...

Peace out!