Tuesday Is Irrelevant

I will warn in advance: There is no set point to this post, so bear with me.

Two Reasons I < 3 Michigan:

Reason Numero Uno: My best friend, along with her insanely adorable daughter, lives there. Someday I want to go out and visit her, I know it would be awesome... Of course there is always the slight chance she could move back to Oregon... (A girl can dream!)

Reason Numero Dos: Detroit... Home of my favorite hockey team, the Red Wings! Who are playing game two of the Western Conference Finals tonight against the Chicago Blackhawks. My husband has completely and successfully turned me into a Wing-Nut. Thus, another reason to want to visit Michigan so I can see a Red Wings game in person.

There is nothing good to say about Tuesday. It is the worst day of the weekend, second only to Monday. The only reason it is a smidgen above Monday is because you can say, "Well, at least it's not Monday." Wednesday is "Hump Day", you know, once you hit lunch time on Wednesday you are halfway through the work week. And, on Wednesday, you can say, "At least the day after tomorrow is Friday!" Thursday is obviously cool because: a. the next day is Friday and b. Thursday can easily become your Friday. Lastly, there is Friday, the gem of the week. The day that you know you don't have to go to work the next day. Granted, all of this is null and void if you don't work Monday thru Friday...

We started an new "Employee Incentive Bonus" program at my work yesterday. If you do well you get a half gallon of cheap vodka! Okay, okay... We do not, I repeat DO NOT, have a program like that, but I did get to take a half gallon of cheap vodka home yesterday. I figure it will be good for when we have people over (so sue me, I am stingy and don't want to give away my Absolut vodka... That shit is expensive.)

I had this oddly disturbing dream this weekend... I really truly cannot figure out what triggered the dream. I dreamt that I came home from work one day to find that all of my plants in my flower bed were GONE! In the dream I didn't feel like someone stole them, but more like someone took them away from me. All the neighbors plants were gone too! It was like someone was taking all the beautiful colors away... I felt total despair. It was weird...

And for now my brain is devoid of anything else that I feel like sharing at the moment.