For your amusement, a series of text messages:
Me: Did u get my big orange balls?
Collin: lol yes
Me: I can't wait to gobble the balls...
Me: Let me know when u are laughing so hard u pee.
Collin: lmfao i almost fell out of my chair. (thank god he was at home...)
Me: im so excited to taste those big dusty orange balls, and have them melt in my mouth.
Collin: ok stop or you'll have to clean up the pee.
Me: lol ok. they would be even funnier if u have the phone read them out loud. (our phones can speak the text from notes and received text messages... it's insanely entertaining when you have a filthy mind like us...)
Now, can you guess what balls I am speaking of with such adoration?
It's really more innocent than you think... Just sounds horrible...
Today is Thursday. I hope that they find the missing boy in Colorado, and that he was just hiding in a treehouse down the street or something.... So scary.. We watched as the balloon landed in the field and then they found no one inside. My heart about stopped. He's probably just afraid of the trouble he'd be in...
Okay, I'm out.
1 comment:
Ok, well, the orange balls sound like the cheeto puffs...but I could be way off!!! And that poor little boy....so glad he is safe at least.
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