My brother has always held the firm belief that the squirrels are carnivorous and out to eat the flesh of humans. I, however, have a different view of it. I think the squirrels are super secrete covert ninja assassins. I mean seriously, they look all cute and innocent but have you ever noticed how quick and agile they are. They can scale fences and telephone poles like crazy monkeys, and they have that hard stony glint in their eyes.
Last night, for example, we were coming back from our walk and I noticed a squirrel sitting perfectly still on a fence post in the alleyway, remind you of anything?? It reminds me of ninja training where you have to stand still while balancing on a vertical log. Kinda Karate Kid-esque. So after we got past the squirrel, I glanced over my shoulder to see if it had moved, and it had. Now it was creepishly peering over the fence at us, kind of like Wilson from Home Improvement.
THEN, this morning, while driving to work they were everywhere. I think they are out to get me. They were running all over the freaking road. Hell, at the end of 19th street there were three of them criss-crossing back and forth across the road, I thought for sure I'd accidently hit one.
It was crazy, but seriously, think about it, you know they're ninjas.
Peace Out To All My Homies!!
1 comment:
LMFAO!! You are too funny! But it does make sense though! Now I am going to have to pay better attention!
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