Just Remember To Bend Your Knees And Stand On Your Balls

"Okay... Look, Returning Balls. You're good at that."

"I'm not good at Returning Balls when I have to bend my knees and stand on my balls."

That was a conversation from last night. I was trying to help Collin with his golf swing on the Wii, and I was telling him he will get better force in his swing if he bends his knees and stands on the balls of his feet. Knowing us and our dirty minds the moment I said to him "Just remember to bend your knees and stand on your balls." We started laughing so hard I thought for sure I would pee myself.

And of course the next event he had on his fitness test was "Returning Balls" (which is tennis practice), so it obviously was all down hill from there.

Thank god I met someone who has the same type of mind and sense of humor as me. It would get weird if I was always the only one laughing... Plus I am sure by now he would have had me committed otherwise...

I am making Apple Zucchini Bread right now. I also made a small no-fruit-added loaf for Renee (she doesn't like the raisins or dried apples but loves my zucchini bread). It has about fifty minutes left. Everyone at work loves it when I bring goodies. And now that we are headed out of summer I can bake more without overheating the house (or dying of heat exhaustion in the kitchen).

Kristina I love you dearly, but there is a high likelihood that I will not post a pic of me in the dress. Maybe, MAYBE, if I get a good picture of me in the dress I will post it... Okay, for you I guess I will make sure I get a "good" picture of me in the dress... I'll try to get it posted this weekend but I make no promises. I must love you....

Alright bitches, I am out like a drunk whore.