Last night actually... They didn't win this time! HA! Fucking coffee gnomes...
Coffee gnomes are kindred to the underpant gnomes. They come out at night and fuck up your coffee maker if you have it pre-set for the morning.
Tuesday night, I know I set up the coffee and put the "delay brew" function on, but when I came out of the bathroom at 6:21 the next morning the coffee hadn't brewed (the delay time is set for 6:10)... I was all, "WTF? I know I set this shit up right..." But then turned on the pot and just let it go... Maybe I did forget...
Wednesday night, I set up the coffee and put the "delay brew" function ON. I made sure like three times that the little indicator light was on... Thursday morning, come out of bathroom, and yes, the coffee pot was on and had brewed.... HOT WATER!!! I know I put the filter and coffee in.... I KNOW I DID! But I opened the top and there was none...
I know I am not crazy... (Okay, okay... Maybe I am but...) I could of sworn that on both occasions I set the fucking coffee pot up like I always do.... And that is why I believe in the Coffee Gnomes... Fear them, they know just how to fuck up your day by messing with your precious first cup of coffee.
Last night I triumphed though, coffee was set and good to go, and the pot was fully brewed this morning. (Not just hot water!) Go me!
1 comment:
Hell yeah!! It is going to be a great day now...which will hopefully linger into the weekend and be an awesome weekend!!!
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