I changed my blog again, what of it? Like me it is ever changing, dynamic, and evolving. As long as this suits me this is what it will be, until another inspiring wind moves me along.
This weekend, (mainly Saturday night and all day Sunday) my brain was on another planet.
Saturday night I had the most bizarre dream I can remember having recently (like how I left that so wide open...). I was outside at work smoking with the girls and these two chicks are jogging down State Street towards us. I thought I recognized them but wasn't sure so I just continued the conversation with my coworkers. The joggers go by and then stop and come back. Turns out I did know them, it was these two sisters I knew from "the way back when" and they came back and said hey like we had been hanging out or something. Then one of them says, "If you want, the track is ready for you to pick up." Doesn't make any sense to you, does it? It didn't to me either... It was just a totally random dream that made no effing sense.
My brain's trip continued into Sunday... While heating up some leftovers for lunch I decided to get a glass of milk. I got a glass down from the cupboard (I love that word cupboard for some reason) and then turned to get out the milk. For some absolutely unexplainable reason, I opened the microwave... 'Cause all sane people keep their milk in the microwave; especially while it's heating food.*sigh*
Now you are probably thinking, "How could it get any funnier?" Trust me it did...
During the really bad cold snap at the beginning of the month we wrapped the water heater in one of our extra comforters to help keep it a little more insulated (the laundry room gets really cold since we keep it closed up...). Since Winter just barely started we have just left it as is; though I hope there isn't to much more extreme cold.
After finishing my laundry I went to take it in the bedroom. I set it down in the kitchen so I could shut the laundry room door.For some paranoid reason, as I turned around I almost screamed because my brain registered, "AHHH!!! Creepy dude in the laundry room by the dryer!!!" Then just as I opened my mouth to suck in the breath to scream with, the not-stupid part of my brain kicked in with, "Umm... No, Stupid, it's the water heater wrapped with a comforter..." Luckily I was able to laugh at myself, and hopefully I even made you laugh... Come on... You know this shit's HI-larious.
Toast!
2 comments:
Ha ha ha!!! If it makes you feel any better, I do that kind of stuff all the time (like freaking myself out over something that's sitting in the corner that I put there myself).
One time, I went to pour myself a glass of orange juice. For some reason, I clearly and consciously--though not on purpose--poured the juice from the pitcher not into my glass, but right BESIDE it on the counter. I quickly set the pitcher down and just stared at it for a second before cleaning it up. I have no idea what my brain was doing...
It's nice to know some of these things happen to other people. Just want you to know, you are not alone--and yes, it IS funny! Thanks for the laugh!
I love it! I have this mental picture of your water heater and its cute!!
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