I bet you started laughing just thinking about how funny a dolphin would look with a laser strapped to its head. I think it would be scary... Like that episode of the Simpsons where the dolphins come out of the water and take over and herd all the humans into the water.
Right now I am at work, trying to while away the minutes (hours) until 1:30pm when I get to leave!! It'll be weird leaving work early....
I pulled credit reports on debtors this morning thinking it would at least keep me occupied until eleven... WRONG! I was done at 9:45! Sonofabitch! Oh well, I still have to do the posting before I go, and there are some mail returns and address corrections to input.... Ugh. I am too efficient...
What ever you do don't go to a place called Camp Crystal Lake today. It's Friday the 13th, and if you go there (or anywhere with a similar name) you could get hacked up into a million tiny pieces and sold as stew meat.
Something you never want to hear your significant other say (unless you know them well enough to know they mean it in a "good" way, not an abusive way) : "When I am around you I get slap happy." Seriously, how does that sound out of context and not knowing what was happening at the exact moment when it was said? Think about it.
Ohmygod.... I still have three freaking hours left.... *starts sobbing* Why god? Why?!?!
Ugh.
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I am happy that you to leave early...hopefully the rest of the morning didn't drag on!
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