My Happy Is So Body For This Moment

It was actually supposed to be "My body is so happy for this moment." But as you can tell that is not how it came out. My mind was totally muddled and Collin was giving me a back rub when we went to bed one night, and (as seems to be the case lately) I was exhausted.

We always seem to have our weirdest/bestest conversations when we are either going to sleep, or making dinner...

Take tonight for example: While making dinner (I am not going into the "why" this was said) he said, "Give me a few minutes and I'll show you what a broken ass feels like." Tell me that doesn't sound wrong. It does, doesn't it?!

Then after my shower, we were sitting on the bed and talking about job stuff and Spaz was laying there so that the three of us kind of formed the points of a triangle, and Collin (in a really creepy deep voice) said, "This is Satan! Your lord and master!" And Spaz perked up and started looking around like "Oooo, master!" She is evil.... But good evil I think... Now I am sure you are wondering why he made that random seeming comment, and it was during a talk about The Salvation Army and religion in the work place... And we were talking about how to best "freak out" the bible thumpers (***disclaimer***: I have nothing against Christian people, or the people of any faith, sometimes they just seem to have something against me and my heathenistic husband...). It was a good laugh.

You know, I wish there was some magical decision making faery for when you have a really really really tough decision to make, that could just pop up, lay out the pros and cons, shake a magic eight ball, and be like, "Okay Alicia, this is what you need to do, and this is why it should be done this way." It would make life a little bit easier. Obviously you'd have to have a limit as to how many decisions your faery can make for you, like wishes from a genie in a lamp, three or something. I would probably use one of my decisions on the shit I am dealing with right now. Maybe it could also tell me what I need to say about the decision...

At work this past week I seem o constantly be adrift in a sea of endless paperwork. I am finally getting it back under control. It would already be under control but I had to train a new employee last week, which is time consuming. I think I will be entirely caught up by Wednesday of next week. Or maybe Friday the 20th...

I am actually using a whole two and a half hours of vacation time on Friday the 13th. Collin and I are both getting off work early (me at 2:30), going to Corvallis to pick up Joshua, and then going to my grandma's for a visit. My uncle Sheldon is going to be there and I haven't seen him since before Collin and I got hitched. He is flying in with his newer wife from Boston late Thursday night, then spending Friday day and night at my grandma's and then going to see his daughters in Kalama before flying back to Boston on Saturday. I am so excited to see him.

I think that unless you are a man, you should NOT have the last name of "Man" or "Mann". I see a lot of weird names in my job like, Gay, Whitebread, and Le Box, but when I see a chick named something like Mary Jane Man I have this urge to laugh until I pee myself. Maybe I am still a little immature at times, but I think I have a healthy sense of humor.... Okay, maybe I have a disturbing sense of humor...

Yet another reason why I married my husband: If I were to stop shaving he would braid my armpit hair. I wonder if he'd put some pretty pony beads on the braid.... But yeah, he is teh awesome. This next bit is for him (assuming he will read this):

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If he does read this I will expect some sort of response from him, if not... Oh well, I'll just beat him until he pees blood...

I need to set up the coffee for tomorrow... Thank god for the "Delay Brew" feature on our awesome coffee maker... Good wedding present.