The title is a strict don't ask 'cause I'm not telling. All you need to know is that my husband and I have some of the weirdest conversations... And that came from him spitting out toothpaste while he was brushing his teeth last night.
I have decided that the chamber of commerce in Washington DC should advertise for tourism as "The New Las Vegas: Everything that happens here is a gamble!"
The other day I tried to use my Jedi mind powers on my boss and it didn't work. I was utterly disappointed because my Jedi mind powers work so well when I am at home...
Tonight I am going to see Collin's dentist and go over my treatment plan with him so that I know what I need to take care of first. Hopefully this will prevent any further dreams like I had this weekend.
Friday or Satruday night I dreamt that my two front bottom teeth were flopping back and forth like they were really loose but they wouldn't come out. The weird thing is that my anterior bottom teeth are all in great shape. Weirder still, Collin had a similar dream about his teeth too! But his came out, mine wouldn't. It was bizarre.
Yesterday was crazy windy. Crap was blowing all over the place. My thought as I drove to the bank to make a deposit for Renee (it was payday and she had to work late so I took her's for her) was, "Dude (yes I say dude in my thoughts), if a tree falls on me and my truck while I am driving Renee is going to feel so horrible..." Luckily that didn't happen.
Okay, I am ready to go... Only one hour and fifty six minutes left...
1 comment:
you have the weirdest thoughts!! And yes, I say dude to myself!
Hope to hear about what the dentist said soon!
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