Most mornings Collin is up by the time I get out of the shower and have my hair done. There are occasions when he does stay in bed longer (which is perfectly fine and I even encourage him to get the extra sleep when he can). This morning was one of those where he had fallen back to sleep. For some random reason, as I went into the kitchen to make my breakfast and get a cup of much needed coffee, my brain had this utterly ridiculous notion...
What if Collin wasn't still asleep? What if for some reason he couldn't open the door? Maybe, while I was in the shower, he was somehow magically shrunk?! What if he was only a couple inches tall and couldn't reach the door handle?!?! OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?! I have no way to un-shrink him...
This all past through my brain in a matter of seconds before the rational part of my brain said, "HEY! WOAH! That shit doesn't happen in real life! This isn't freaking "Honey, I Shrunk Myself" this is real life. Snap out of it!" So I got my cup of coffee, made some eggs and toast, and Collin (full size!) came out of the bedroom as my toast popped up, which set off the smoke detector just as he walked under it. The toast that is... Not him... I mean, sure, I think he's smokin' hot, but not in that literal of a sense. And, no, I didn't burn my toast. I like my toast toasty not just warm, and more often than not that sets the alarm off...
It's icky (yes, that is a meteorological term... like chunky rain) outside today. Sideways rain... I heart Oregon. Seriously, I do. It never follows the rational chain of the seasons... It is a rebel, and does whatever the eff it wants... It's actually kind of impowering! Ha ha.
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OMG...I freaking love you!! And yes,the rain today SUCKED!!! There was so much hail here today even...it was ODD...and not just small hail, but HUGE hail!!
And tell COllin to quit setting off the smoke detector..those things are loud!!!
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