Harder Than A Drama, Softer Than A Porn

**WARNING** Not suitable for younger viewers, viewer discretion is advised.

After years of customer service, and living with my in laws for so long, I think I have perfected my yes-I-really-care-about-all-the-shit-you-are-saying face. The whole time there's a voice screaming in my head, "Would you please just shut up and leave me alone..."

A weekend or so ago, I needed to get a new box of tissue, and vaseline for the dry skin on my feet. Collin thought it would be HI-larious if he went up to a cashier to pay for these two items only by himself. Imagine how that would look, a male buying a box of tissue AND vaseline... I firmly told him that would not be happening, absolutely not. (It would have been freaking funny though!)

I want to visit all the cool places that they go to on Ghost Hunters International. I love that freaking show. Or at least most of the ones they saw in England. We want to go to England and Scotland someday anyways.

I reak of awesomeness.

Last night, I was peacefully eating some Mike 'n' Ike's while watching some TV, when I found a Mike 'n' Ike that... Well, the pictures speak for themselves....
I am feeling a little bit more mature today, so if this hadn't happened last night I probably would have just had a laugh and not bothered taking any pics. Somewhere, the Gingerbread Man is missing something very important....

Then before bed, Collin was doing his physical therapy stretches and Spaz decided she wanted to help daddy.
This one was from last week, she was laying on the back of the couch and I had been playing with her and then she rolled onto her back, and just laid there like that for a while...
What a weirdo cat, but we all know how much I love her.

It's almost time for Chelsea Lately, so peace.