I Don't Know, Cheetos and Rice Crackers Just Sound Good

This is the story of the Minto Brown Hobbits.

Once while we were on a walk at the park, we kept hearing the tall grass next to the path rustling just behind us as we walked by. Almost like we were being followed. Now, knowing that Minto Brown is a nature preserve, any normal person would assume it's some cute furry creature, or just some birds. Not my husband though.

"It's the hobbits, and they want our trinkets."

I look at him in disbelief.

"Well shit."

We had our cellphones, our camera, and our keys, and apparently them greedy little bastards wanted that stuff so they were following us.

I thought for sure at any moment one was gonna come flying out of the shrubbery and rip the bag off of Collin's back.

Thankfully, we made it back to the car unscathed.

I am glad we got our bikes now, the stubby legged monsters can't keep up with us now.

I need to do my nails again.

This afternoon Renee and I got to take a trip out to Stayton to pick up an really nice payment on a commercial account. It was fun, I drove like a speed demon.

Beechler-Frederich-Weiner Inc. makes the mouth piece.

I think I need to get a travel sized tube of toothpaste to keep with me at work. Lately I have had the amazingly strong urge to brush my teeth after lunch...

Must submit to the obsessive compulsive tendencies...

I have this gnarly looking bruise on my leg from this weekend. I have no clue when it happened, probably when we first went out with our bikes on Saturday. It is about at peddle level.

Who would actually have sex with that guy?

I love paper clips. And I am tired, so I am outtie like a pregnant womans belly button.

Much love to the homies, PEACE! (You know you want to, picture me with a hat on that's tweaked to the side, big ass bling bling chain with a horseshoe pendant, giving you a straight out of the hood peace sign... Kind of 50 Cent-ish...)

SHAMWOW!!! You'll be saying "WOW" everytime!