The last working day of the month (Month End) always leaves me mentally exhausted, that's why I wish it always landed on a Friday. You know, give me a couple days for my poor brain to recuperate from that shit.
Collin just sold his Baritone Saxophone for $570!!! w00t!
At month end I have the pleasure of tallying, and totaling all the monies that physically came through our office. And I have to make sure everything balances. Yay me! So after running the same numbers umpteen million times it really burns me out.
If Chuck Norris worked in a collection agency all them people would be paying their effing bills, and they wouldn't dare give Chuck Norris an NSF check.
Who the hell does that anyways? Gives a collection agency a bad check to pay their past due bill, I'll tell you who, stupid people. We have even got bad checks from people who work at banks!! Do people not realize the instrument they give to a collection agency by giving them a bad check?! In the state of Oregon, we can take a, say, $50.00 NSF check and turn it into a $700.00 small claims judgment, and then we can garn the dumbass' bank account or paycheck. Plus there is still the remaining balance on the unpaid bill. Come on people, use your brains!
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't know how to cry. (An oldie but a goody, Collin knows it.)
Collin just got home, he said his hands reek of vodka... My husband, the lush. Well I need to go finish making dinner. New pics on Myspace, one just for you Kristina!
Toodles.
1 comment:
Sometimes I so just wish that I worked at a collections agency. Of course it wouldn't be so good for me since I owe so many people money, but hey, wth?!
And I am so going to have to go check out the new pics. I seen that you had posted new pics but was only on myspace to check my mafia wars game...I know, I know...I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sad!! Miss ya!
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