Secretly You Are So Amused That Nobody Understands You

Someday I am going to go to LA so I can be in the audience of Chelsey Lately, and then I will go to NYC to be in the audience on Maury. It'd be awesome. I'd want Renee to go with me, so either we would have to drive, or I would have to drug her to get her on the plane.

Spaz was just peeking over the screen of the laptop as I was typing.

I don't know what my problem is today, but I am feeling really childish/immature. Like, I feel like my adult mentality took the day off and went somewhere. Probably somewhere cool where the childish part of me can't go...

When ever anyone said anything that could be twisted into something funny, my brain was like, "Oooo, that could mean..." And then I would laugh like an Rtard and my coworkers would look at me like I am a freaking psychopath. I just felt giggly, about things I shouldn't be giggly about, and I had a really REALLY hard time controlling the word vomit that kept popping up into my head.

At one point I almost said, "Yo' mama." to a coworker... For no apparent reason.

Oh, and there was this one dude walking down the street that caused me to bite my tongue so hard I thought it might bleed. He was wearing shoes, pants, no shirt, and a leather jacket that was over half way unzipped. It wasn't the fashion that was so funny, it was the fact that the first thing I thought when I saw him was, "Jesus!" His hair was about shoulder length and medium brown, and had the perfect "Jesus" facial hair. So, if you think you see Jesus walking around Salem, Oregon, you aren't the only one, I saw him too!

I really want to see Pineapple Express.

The weather was gorgeous again today. I love sunny weather in the mid to upper seventies, especially with a slight breeze.

Maybe the childish 'tude is a sign that I have finally lost the last remnants of my sanity. It really wouldn't surprise me.

I have such a wonderful freaking husband. I am sure some people get sick of hearing me say that, but it's true. He's doing the dinner dishes for me (which he does every night). He has no idea how much he has changed my life. I never imagined finding someone as perfect for me as him. We are so freakishly in tune with one another it gets kind of creepy sometime. Like when we are watching TV and we will look at one another and say the exact same thing.

I saw my car driving down State Street today, not in the exact color I want but still. It was a metallic green, black vinyl hard top, 1969 Dodge Charger, and when I saw it I just about... Yeah. My hubby knows what I mean...

I'm gonna go check my email, and then probably convince my husband he wants to go for a walk (I don't like going alone).

Peace Out (think of me giving you a gansta peace sign right now... I bet that made you smile.)

Hehehe...