I Was a Razor and You Were a Straight Line

Here are my general observations, and nuggets of wisdom for today.

1. Unless you are starring as a basketball player from the seventies, PLEASE do not go in public wearing above mid-thigh length shorts and knee high black socks. Renee and I saw a dude dressed so at Walmart after work. The terrifying image is still burned into my retinas....

2. Just because a company's name contains the words "credit" and "bureau" does not mean they have any freaking access to your credit report. In fact, most places with the words "credit" and "bureau" in their names are collection agencies. The MAJOR credit reporting agencies are Experian, Equifax, and Trans Union. If you have a problem with your credit reports talk to them, not to me.

3. Don't get mad at collection agencies, or their employees when they contact you, OR YOU contact them about a past due bill. It's not OUR fault you didn't pay your effing bill with the original creditor.

4. The cake is a lie.

5. When you use the broiler in your oven to make toasted sandwiches on the weekend, remember to put the rack back in the center BEFORE you preheat the oven for dinner later in the week... I didn't burn myself this time, but if I had I would be really pissed at myself.

6. Not every "good" person in this world is Christian.

7. This is kind of a throw back to five, after putting the rack back and putting the food in the oven, remember to set the timer.... Again, nothing burned....

8. If you even hear a snippet of the theme from "Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends" it will get stuck in your head and play over and over and over and over again.

9. Some birthday cards out there are sickeningly morbid.

10. How can you tell someone to be patient when they are awaiting a possibly life altering moment?

11. My cat loves to attack and chew on my hair.

My husband is home now, I am going to eat dinner.